Thursday, July 13, 2006

RABBIT-PROOF FENCE -- Octagonal Mesh At Its Finest

RABBIT-PROOF FENCE is an unforgettable film about an unforgivable governmental policy that will stay with you for a long, long time.

Director Phillip Noyce (DEAD CALM, 1989; PATRIOT GAMES, 1992) helms this true story of three young half-caste girls who are abducted from their Aboriginal mothers in 1931 and relocated 1,200 miles away as part of an official government policy that is designed to train them as domestic servants and to effectively integrate them into white society. Almost immediately the three -- ages 14, 10 and 8 -- escape their forced internment and begin what can only be described as an epic trek across an unforgiving landscape. Constantly pursued by authorities including Moodoo, the Tracker (played perfectly by David Gulpilil who you will remember from his screen debut in WALKABOUT), the resourceful young girls follow the "rabbit-proof fence" which bisects Australia in their determined struggle to return home. This is an almost unbelievable journey of over one thousand two hundred miles, entirely on foot, with nothing but grit, determination, enough luck and enough pluck to actually accomplish the impossible.

Kenneth Branagh portrays A. O. Neville, Chief Protector of Aborigines, a man blinded by Anglo-Christian certainty and a misguided evolutionary world view. His performance is nicely understated and surprisingly sympathetic.

The three young Aboriginal actors who portray the escapees do so with charisma, nobility, intelligence and stength. All are exceptional -- especially given the fact that none had prior training of any kind. Everlyn Sampi as Molly is simply outstanding; I cannot help but believe she will have a long career ahead as an actress on both the stage and the screen.

Peter Gabriel (of Genesis fame) was nominated for a Golden Globe for his effective and evocative score. It is just one more element of many that makes RABBIT-PROOF FENCE a remarkable cinematic experience. So grab yourself a couple of Foster's and a RABBIT-PROOF FENCE DVD, kick up your legs, sit back and marvel at what the human spirit can accomplish.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

SPITFIRE BEER -- The Ad Campaign Continues...

Rarely has a posting on our blog created such a phenomenal response from our loyal readers...

Scores of e-mails, telephone calls, faxes and wireless Marconi communications have deluged the Intergalactic Headquarters of Needtovent -- without exception all have thanked us for publishing "The BOTTLE of BRITAIN" print advertisements which first appeared on July 4th. There is no doubt that Spitfire Beer has created a successful campaign that resonates on both sides of the Atlantic. Accordingly, we at Needtovent are thrilled to be able to present several additional examples for your viewing pleasure.


Saturday, July 08, 2006

SPITFIRE BEER -- The Bottle of Britain

Loyal readers of are fully aware of our disdain for the current crop of Madison Avenue commercials and print ads. Leave it to the Brits to still possess a modicum of creativity and humor. The ads appearing below are just a few examples of what we believe to be a highly effective and entertaining ad campaign.

We also understand that Spitfire Beer is "downed all over Kent, just like the Luftwaffe..."

Thursday, July 06, 2006


Adapted from Jonathan Safran Foer's best selling book, EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED is a delightful and thought-provoking contemporary folk tale about the Holocaust and Jewish diaspora diluted by a decidedly disappointing denouement. Still, the journey is worth taking and this directorial debut by Liv Schreiber will leave you smiling and, most likely, scratching your head just a little bit.

The superb cast includes Elijah Wood, Eugene Hutz (who "hurts" the English language like never before), Boris Leskin and Laryssa Lauret. You may not be familiar with these last three actors, but you will surely remember them for a long time to come.

Although this relatively low budget, independent feature contains a number of flaws, it is highly recommended by The shift from a Fellini feeling to a Bergman burnout doesn't quite work, but Schreiber and company deserve praise for taking risks and hitting more often than missing. And how can anyone dislike a film whose budget for Ziploc Bags is unparalleled in the history of world cinema?

Perhaps the highest praise we can give EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED is that WylieWayne will surely hate it. We can assure you that's reason alone for anyone tired of the typical Hollywood formulaic special effects extravaganza to seek out this semi-precious gem.

Get ILLUMINATED -- you will be glad you did...


"Kenny Boy" -- President Bush's nickname for Ken Lay -- died yesterday of an apparent heart attack.

The staff at find it hard to believe he had a heart...