Wednesday, December 02, 2009

TIGER WOODS PUTZ OUT -- Update #1


(The small image size of the above photo is in direct correlation to the reduced image Tiger now possesses worldwide)

Just minutes after posting our TIGER WOODS -- Mulligan Stew article a Reuters carrier pigeon arrived at Needtovent's office complex delivering a published statement by the grating golfing great which read, in part, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all my heart...(but) personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions."

Transgressions?

Seems to us that Mr. Clean could at least man-up and call a spade a spade (for lack of a better adage).

Alas, Tiger does appear to be drinking his Kool-Aid. And to think, this statement was made mere minutes after our posting which is read worldwide. A coincidence? We think not.

As a Special Bonus to Needtovent readers, here's a picture of this year's Christmas Card photo of Elin and Tiger:


Additional developments include:

Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount to stay with her husband, according the Chicago Sun-Times. The money is being transferred into an account she controls.

Additionally, Elin has demanded and will get a rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement. Originally, the agreement said the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for her to collect a divorce settlement of $20 million. Under the rewritten agreement, the time frame has been shortened and the dollar amount increased "substantially."

The couple has also begun marriage counseling at their Florida home.

Two final observations:

*** I guess the PGA really stands for the Pussy Galore Association -- now I know why men work so hard to get a Tour Card.

*** Kobe Bryant got off easy.

3 Comments:

At 10:31 AM, Anonymous mrn said...

this whole story really isn't worth my time to comment....and now here's my comment....what great contributions to the world's crises has he made? When his life impacts mine, then i'll care a bit....mrn

 
At 2:31 AM, Anonymous movie said...

hi nice to meat..and goog job

 
At 9:16 AM, Blogger WylieWayne said...

It goes to show that men fail. Some just have lousy taste! With his mnoney and to have such bad taste, it must be his eastern side.... Here in the west, we ride 'em first then put them up wet.....

Yikes

 

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