TIGER WOODS PUTZ OUT -- Update #1
(The small image size of the above photo is in direct correlation to the reduced image Tiger now possesses worldwide)
Just minutes after posting our TIGER WOODS -- Mulligan Stew article a Reuters carrier pigeon arrived at Needtovent's office complex delivering a published statement by the grating golfing great which read, in part, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all my heart...(but) personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions."
Seems to us that Mr. Clean could at least man-up and call a spade a spade (for lack of a better adage).
Alas, Tiger does appear to be drinking his Kool-Aid. And to think, this statement was made mere minutes after our posting which is read worldwide. A coincidence? We think not.
As a Special Bonus to Needtovent readers, here's a picture of this year's Christmas Card photo of Elin and Tiger:
Additional developments include:
Tiger Woods' wife, Elin, is reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount to stay with her husband, according the Chicago Sun-Times. The money is being transferred into an account she controls.
Additionally, Elin has demanded and will get a rewrite on the couple's prenuptial agreement. Originally, the agreement said the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for her to collect a divorce settlement of $20 million. Under the rewritten agreement, the time frame has been shortened and the dollar amount increased "substantially."
The couple has also begun marriage counseling at their Florida home.
Two final observations:
*** I guess the PGA really stands for the Pussy Galore Association -- now I know why men work so hard to get a Tour Card.
*** Kobe Bryant got off easy.