HIATUS

I'll bet you are wondering what caused our normally congenial Veep to look so despondent. Truth is, this photograph was taken immediately after he learned that Needtovent will be going on a ten-day hiatus and that nothing new will be posted until March 14th at the earliest. Yes, he's a fan.

The good news is that he will now have the time to finish reading "My Pet Goat."

One may also ask how Dick Cheney became the first to learn of this break in our schedule. Simple -- that wiley little wiretap that's been illegally put on our phone sure seems to work.