Friday, February 24, 2006

HORRIFIC NEWS!



I am devastated...

Life will never be the same...

What has this world come to???

It is with a heavy heart that I must report a horrific confectionery development of incalculable sadness. You see, I've just learned that Jujubes are now only available as a "Fat Free" candy. Is nothing sacred?

1 Comments:

At 7:40 AM, Anonymous Mr. Darren said...

I lost faith when SUPER SUGAR CRISPS and SUGAR SMACKS dropped the "super"s in favor of "golden"s. SUPER GOLDEN CRISPS? GOLDEN SMACKS?!?

Those mother fuckers.

 

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