Thursday, June 29, 2006

RUSH LIMPBAUGH



Rush Hudson Limbaugh III (aka "Limpbaugh") attended Southeast Missouri State University for one year, flunking not one but two Speech courses at this bastion of higher edjumacation. That's the extent of Rush-a-roo's college career. He then proceeded to marry three women -- Roxy, Sixta and Marta. All three marriages ended in divorce; there are no children. While the specific reasons for this may be in question, one can speculate that this impotent potentate who prides himself on "family values" is even worse in bed than he is on the air.

Of course the latest gaffe involves twenty-nine little blue pills found in his luggage at the Palm Beach Airport after his private plane landed from a soiree in the Dominican Republic. Unfortunately, the bottle containing this Viagra prescription was not in his name, but that of two of his doctors. The reason? This learned scholar from the "Show Me State" didn't want the world to know that his itty-bitty penis is as dysfunctional as his pea-sized brain. Citing a desire "to protect his privacy," the attempted deception simply made us all privy to his privates.

This is almost as funny as "Dick" Cheney trying to shoot something else...

5 Comments:

At 2:20 PM, Blogger larry o.j. said...

seems he should be given a stiff sentence in the hoosegow...and if he's not up to that, then he should limp off into retirement.

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger larry o.j. said...

Heard a take-off of your title...Rush Limp Balls.

 
At 8:07 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does anyone still believe that he went there to play golf?

Try googling "dominican republic pedophiles".

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous Needtovent Headquarters said...

Many thanks for the tip from "anonymous" regarding Rush-a-Roo and the Dominican Republic. Terrific speculation and searing commentary abounds -- at least one "staff member" of Needtovent.com is already booking his flight to Santo Domingo de Guzman while this reply is being written.

Make that Santo Domingo de Gooeyman...

 
At 9:01 AM, Blogger WylieWayne said...

Well it would seem he should get to practice what he preaches... However, probably will not be case. He will get probation and counseling versus jail and lessons on speaking!

 

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