Saturday, April 22, 2006

BOO-BOOS ON THE BLOG...


The dedicated staff here at NEEDTOVENT is indebted to Haiku Master and Pizza Potentate "mrn" for calling attention to the spate of grammatical errors found within several recent postings. Management does not condone such unprofessional behavior and so the "Not-See" Proofreader who was ultimately responsible for our butchering of the English language has been banished to Buchenwald. Auf Wiedersehen...

Be advised that a global search for a new Proofreader has commenced. Unfortunately, fashion maven Kellie Pickler (shown above purportedly in her prom dress) is unavailable. We are thus concentrating our current head-hunting efforts to the side of milk cartons in a fervent attempt at locating the whereabouts of Mr. Gilbert Turley. Please contact us here at NEEDTOVENT'S Intergalactic Headquarters if you know how we might be able to locate the illusive "Mr. T."

We are easy find -- just motor due west for approximately four miles from the Tractor Supply Fortress in Bulverde. Honk twice and a cold Shiner Bock will be opened and ready for your consumption before you know it.

That's right -- you toot and we'll tote...

1 Comments:

At 10:57 PM, Anonymous mrn said...

i'll forgive everything if i can be her prom date ....having taught high school for a few years i know how kids, today, end a date....after all, they say it's no different from a good night kiss...mrn

 

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