GUILTY? YOU BET, BUCKOO...

Duke lacrosse player Collin Finnerty has been charged with kidnapping and rape -- the story is headline news almost everywhere. In America one is presumed to be innocent until proven guilty. On occasion, a trail is a waste of time because the guilt of the accused is so patently obvious. That's the case here...

Just take one look at this dufus Dukie. The product of a millionaire family (both parents, though rich, must be ugly) and an all-male Roman Catholic prep school, concupiscent Collie couldn't get laid any other way. He may have money, but he has no chin -- and thus is the lot of all Turlocks.