"She smells like angels ought to smell." -- SIN CITY Review Is Posted Below
posted by Robert A. Nowotny @ 3:42 PM
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Need to Vent! — Movie Reviews with a Twist
Previous reviews include:
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST — about as much “passion” as the average Ron Jeremy flick.
THE AVIATOR — more polished than Barbie Benton's bannister.
DESPERADO — serves up a batch of disappointing carnage asada.
DEADLIEST CATCH (TV) — brave men fighting seas more swollen than Renee Zellweger's face after a bee sting.
See these and many more at Need to Vent!
Thursday, August 18, 2005
About Me
- Name: Robert A. Nowotny
- Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States
Welcome to NeedToVent! My name is Robert A. Nowotny and I was born in New Braunfels, Texas on July 4th, 1948. Although my life-long dream to become a dirigible pilot never materialized, I did earn my private pilot license and have owned several single-engine aircraft over the years. Among other things that you might find interesting is that my one and only at-bat in "The Friendly Confines" of Wrigley Field resulted in me grounding out to the second baseman while facing Hall-of-Fame pitcher Ferguson Jenkins. I have been kissed not once, not twice, but four times by the "The Spider Woman" herself, the fabulous Sonia Braga. And although my recent campaign efforts to be elected to the Texas State Legislature failed, I can declare with certainty that I wasn't your average, pasty-faced, old white guy running for office. But perhaps I am best known for producing five independently financed feature motion pictures and a number of documentaries, including one Emmy Award winner. And so when I am not flying or seeking kisses or political office or producing another film project, I spend my time "venting." Such is the fate of this reasonably intelligent human being in today's world.
Previous Posts
- SIN CITY: Castrations Never Looked So Dreamy
- IMPRESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND -- Part II
- IMPRESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND -- Part I
- Baseball's All-Time Greatest
- THE BOB AWARD
- HOLLYWOOD UNEMPLOYMENT LINE
- The Worst Actor and the Best Actor (Respectively) ...
- More "Hazzardous" Than Chernobyl -- And Less Funny
- THE DUKES OF HAZZARD -- Will It Be Hazzardous To Y...
- "When did an Irishman need a prayer in a fight?" ...
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One look at her and I find it hard to love myself.
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