THE DUKES OF HAZZARD -- Will It Be Hazzardous To Your Health?

Uncle Jessie: "What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?"
Luke Duke: "What?"
Uncle Jessie: "A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye."

God-Damn-It-To-Hell --- If that's as good as the dialogue gets in THE DUKES OF HAZZARD, then be prepared for a truly scathing review -- perhaps a new high on the "ventometer" will be coming your way.

(I hope to have my review posted by Monday afternoon).