JOKE OF THE WEEK

I was recently in Farmington, New Mexico and I visited a roadside store selling Navajo curios. They had "authentic dreamcatchers" on sale for $29.95, so I bought one. What a rip off -- this suposedly authentic dreamcatcher hasn't caught a damn thing. It then dawned on me that I already owned a dozen or so dreamcatchers. Why just last night my Fruit-of-the-Looms caught two dreams I had featuring Heidi Klum. (This from Larry The Cable Guy as slightly paraphrased by yours truly).