The Best Caption Received Before Midnight, August 7 Receives A Prize!
posted by Robert A. Nowotny @ 9:08 AM
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Need to Vent! — Movie Reviews with a Twist
Previous reviews include:
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST — about as much “passion” as the average Ron Jeremy flick.
THE AVIATOR — more polished than Barbie Benton's bannister.
DESPERADO — serves up a batch of disappointing carnage asada.
DEADLIEST CATCH (TV) — brave men fighting seas more swollen than Renee Zellweger's face after a bee sting.
See these and many more at Need to Vent!
Thursday, August 04, 2005
About Me
- Name: Robert A. Nowotny
- Location: San Antonio, Texas, United States
Welcome to NeedToVent! My name is Robert A. Nowotny and I was born in New Braunfels, Texas on July 4th, 1948. Although my life-long dream to become a dirigible pilot never materialized, I did earn my private pilot license and have owned several single-engine aircraft over the years. Among other things that you might find interesting is that my one and only at-bat in "The Friendly Confines" of Wrigley Field resulted in me grounding out to the second baseman while facing Hall-of-Fame pitcher Ferguson Jenkins. I have been kissed not once, not twice, but four times by the "The Spider Woman" herself, the fabulous Sonia Braga. And although my recent campaign efforts to be elected to the Texas State Legislature failed, I can declare with certainty that I wasn't your average, pasty-faced, old white guy running for office. But perhaps I am best known for producing five independently financed feature motion pictures and a number of documentaries, including one Emmy Award winner. And so when I am not flying or seeking kisses or political office or producing another film project, I spend my time "venting." Such is the fate of this reasonably intelligent human being in today's world.
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7 Comments:
a little head is good now and the.....where the hell are the LITTLE heads?....
appearently my head is not in this game....i left off the "N" where the word "the" appears....oh, just fuck it....
Ummmmmmmmm.....Let's See Who Are We Today?
"Can't believe the NCAA thought my red skin was offensive. Do you have anything in Caucasian?"
"Let's see now. If we just get rid of these here, that'll give us a bit more head room."
since it's august 8th....who wins what poster this time....?
Yes, it is August 8th and the delay in selecting our winning caption was due to a NEEDTOVENT committee member vacationing in Aruba who had gone into hiding. No, she wasn't fearing for her life per se; she was just making sure that she escaped being interviewed by Nancy Grace, television news' biggest bottom feeder in a cess pool of bottom feeders. Who could blame her?
Now that we have all the votes in we can announce the Grand Prize Winner -- it is Darren.
Congratulations! Your special prize will be forwarded soon.
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