Friday, January 25, 2008

WHAT'S DUMBER THAN "DUCK AND COVER?"


Let's see if I get this straight. The President and the House of Representatives have joined forces and announced a "stimulus" package that will give me a $600.00 tax rebate to quickly boost the American economy and lead this nation back to prosperity.

As Lord Byron once wrote, "Crimini, jimini! Did you ever hear such a mimminy pimminy story...?"

This "generous" $600 rebate means that every day over the next full year I can purchase a Hostess Twinkie at the local Tiger Mart and still have a shiny quarter left over for something else. I can't recall when I have ever felt so "flush."

Or is it "flushed?"

As in down the toilet.

2 Comments:

At 6:54 PM, Anonymous mrn said...

the politicians?....just a bunch of turds....flush 'em all....except ron paul....mrn

 
At 3:55 PM, Blogger WylieWayne said...

Well one thing is certain, no one will send it back! Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Just think how many twinkies you can buy all at once!

 

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