Tuesday, May 01, 2007

WOLF WHISTLE


On March 14 we posted our official position regarding the topic of "Intelligent Design." For those of you who may have missed this missive, we unconditionally declared:

"When it comes to Intelligent Design only Ron Popeil seems to have a verifiable track record."

We now turn our attention to one Paul Wolfowitz. Not only did this misanthropic miscreant help orchestrate our invasion of Iraq, his demented demeanor has surfaced yet again. Enter Shaha Ali Riza -- get out the "ugly stick."

Shaha isn't worth invading, either, although in this case let it be said that what two people do in the privacy of their own frothy, furtive futon is really none of our business.

What fascinates Needtovent is how much these two love bunnies look alike. They share damn near identical noses, ears, foreheads (frown marks notwithstanding), cheek bones, lips; even the bags under their eyes appear the same. And yes, the chins are similar as well, although I will admit that Michener would find Shaha more of a Turlock than Wolfy-boy.

The good news is that should anyone ever decide to do a remake of FREAKS, the Wolfowitz-Riza offspring should find work readily available.

(Does the World Bank have ATMs?)

2 Comments:

At 5:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am trying to contact Mr. Nowotny, if he is the same Robert A. Nowotny that worked with Ed Calloway at Teocalli Entertainment in 2003. It is in regard to a correspondence I received from Mr. Nowotny.

Any contact information would be greatly appreciated.

Thank you.

Steven M. Bloome
INN BERMUDA

 
At 8:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Nowotny,

Trying to outsmart this blog system to include my email address, I can be reached at (wttv at comcast dot net).

Again, it's in reference to a correspondence I received from you while you were working with Ed Calloway at Teocalli Entertainment in 2003.

Thank you.

Steven Bloome
INN BERMUDA

 

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