Wednesday, March 14, 2007


INTELLIGENT DESIGN is the theory that certain features of the universe and of living things (human beings, especially) are best explained by an intelligent cause, not an undirected process such as natural selection. Some say it is positive proof that God exists.

I don't believe this a correlation one wants to make. Yes, I believe God may exist, but please don't try to prove it using Intelligent Design given the multitude of unfortunate-looking people populating the face of the earth. This is like putting the Scopes monkey on your back.

Alas, too many people are simply too damn ugly and too damn stupid to have the origin of our species come from anything other than "lower" forms of life. Having said this, I must admit I am uncertain as to what could be "lower" than the shoppers and the employees at the Wal-Mart in Houma, Louisiana or The Waffle House in Smyrna, Delaware.

When it comes to Intelligent Design only Ron Popeil seems to have a verifiable track record.

Enough said, it's time to go fishing...

(Please note that the photographs of Eddie and Sean Sutton inexplicably attached themselves as I was posting this blog. Much like Our Lady of Guadalupe appearing on a corn tortilla, this must be a miracle of some kind; there simply isn't any other explanation as I, of all people, would not take such a cheap shot...)


At 7:26 AM, Anonymous mrn said...

maybe not a cheap shot....but certainly an inexpensive one now and then.....mrn


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