CRAIG'S LIST

1. Fly to Minneapolis

2. Find the nearest men's room

3. Select an empty stall next to one that is occupied

4. Slide your right foot over and do the Hokey-Pokey


Self-proclaimed righteous Republican Senator Larry Craig might have restless leg syndrome, but it is a better bet that he loves to sword play with Mr. Red Top. I'd personally like to see him on next season's DANCING WITH THE STARS doing his little Hokey-Pokey routine -- you know, the one that goes like this:

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about...

You put your backside in,
You put your backside out,
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about...

You put your head in,
You put your head out,
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.

You do the Hokey-Pokey
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it is all about!




This is all very creepy. I think it is safe to say that Larry's political career is over, especially in Washington, DC. Yes, it is time to go back home to Boise where, apparently, "boys will be boys."

(Have you noticed that Idaho is the only state in the union shaped like a permanent hard-on?)