Previous reviews include:
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST — about as much “passion” as the average Ron Jeremy flick.
THE AVIATOR — more polished than Barbie Benton's bannister.
DESPERADO — serves up a batch of disappointing carnage asada.
DEADLIEST CATCH (TV) — brave men fighting seas more swollen than Renee Zellweger's face after a bee sting.
See these and many more at Need to Vent!
posted by Robert A. Nowotny @ 9:51 AM
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Welcome to NeedToVent! My name is Robert A. Nowotny and I was born in New Braunfels, Texas on July 4th, 1948. Although my life-long dream to become a dirigible pilot never materialized, I did earn my private pilot license and have owned several single-engine aircraft over the years. Among other things that you might find interesting is that my one and only at-bat in "The Friendly Confines" of Wrigley Field resulted in me grounding out to the second baseman while facing Hall-of-Fame pitcher Ferguson Jenkins. I have been kissed not once, not twice, but four times by the "The Spider Woman" herself, the fabulous Sonia Braga. And although my recent campaign efforts to be elected to the Texas State Legislature failed, I can declare with certainty that I wasn't your average, pasty-faced, old white guy running for office. But perhaps I am best known for producing five independently financed feature motion pictures and a number of documentaries, including one Emmy Award winner. And so when I am not flying or seeking kisses or political office or producing another film project, I spend my time "venting." Such is the fate of this reasonably intelligent human being in today's world.
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Please, please PLEASE do not compare W and the Dick to Kukla and Ollie! Kukla and Ollie were smart. Kukla and Ollie had class. Neither one of them would ever tell Congress to go f**k themselves. Although some nosebiting between Bush and Cheney would be fun to watch. Kids out there, if you want to see the real Kukla, Fran and Ollie, go to
http://kukla.tv/.
Besides, Burr Tillstrom was a Democrat...
Dear Anonymous:
Thanks for your feedback. In rethinking our posting we agree that we have defamed the fine names of both Kukla and Ollie, two very fine and upstanding puppets. For this we apologize.
As for the TLC puppets in the photograph, here's hoping they quickly go the way of Topo Gigo...
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